Step into the Bar:

Don't worry about being perfect

.... LIVELY CONVERSATION, HARD TOUGH FAIR FRANK

Hello: My name is Becky. I've been asked to write this column in my spare time. I like the internet. I spend a lot of time surfing in my spare time while I'm typing letters for the boss at work. So I figure I can spare a few minutes once a month.
I'm temping at the moment for a nice boss. He isn't around much. It's a PR firm. I think he spends a lot of time at hotels and such, greeting people. They make some kind of computer things here. I'm not sure. Anyway. So ther's not much to do except answer the phones and look busy. Which is easier to do now that I've got the internet.
Working as a temp can be a pain in the ass. I've collected a few survival tips for you if you're in the same line of work as me. Topics include:
Next Month:
  • How to save money at home when you're at the office
  • 1001 uses for duck tape
I also write stories in my spare time. I'm only temping until my agent finds me some acting work. I want to be a script writer. Sometimes, usually after lunch on Fridays when the girls at the office go to Louies bar and gril, I sneak and write a little bit on the word processer. I save a lot of money on paper that way. You can read a story I've written
It's Irma here writing to you from the depths of Office Hell. I've asked my friend Irma to help out. With Chuck and the kids bugging me all the time I don't have as much time anymore. I'm too busy marketing my reverse motivational office posters. Here's one you can have for free. Come back next month and I'll give you another one.
I've been planning the Christmas Pagent at our church. The Pastor thinks I'm doing it out of the kindness of my heart. But really, it's to get more of the good women signed up for my tupperware get together so I can beat out Frances Gilligan and win a trip to Hawaii for me, Chuck and the kids. Anyway, I won't have much time to spend with you all this month.
I'm not a temp like Becky. I have to work for a living. Ha ha ha. She won't find that too funny. Oh well, I've gotta go. The ladies at the church group are meeting tonight to ban Children's Books. Here's a list of them that we should be on the look out for. What on earth is the world coming to.